Haha this morning was quite funny.
Something jolted me out of my slp at 720am.
I was squinting at the clock when my sister smiled at me with a catty sleepy eyes and said it was 720.
I was like SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
so I ran down to the canal (with a whole slice of bread stuffed into my mouth mind you) since I was supposed to run with Jess at 7.
I couldnt find her there! So I kept running and running hoping to find her.
Thanks ah.. I ran about 3km and walked 1km and still cannot find.
So when I went home I called her, and.. hahaha just wake up ah thanks
Oh well, it's just retribution for bluffing her that yingtze's name was goldilocks
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
GOLDILOCKS?! GOLDILOCKS!! How can anyone ever believe it?!?!
Well jess can.

Today I was feeling random and lonely (since G they all still having exams)
so I went out with my sister and her friend phoebe.
Hahah yeah I'm such a tag along loser whatever.
We went to dfs but they did not have the coach bag I wanted!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's realy ass-ish. Maybe God is helping my family save money.

I met my mom after I got too extra and we bought happy potter (ok yeah I'm so slow)
There were 0 things to buy so I just settled for this fcuk sequin tee and some colored contacts (this shows that there was REALLY nothing to buy)
Started looking around for a coat and narrowed down my choices to
topshop white vs guess white but windbreaker-ish vs zara beige with a lot of faux fur even at the wrists!
Ok I will ponder over it tonight and buy it tmr cos I'm leaving quite soon.
I think.
Eh wait I dont know when I'm leaving ah.. shit
Ok not important.

Anyway my mom was being an critical ass and eyed me up and down today.
"you have put on a lot of weight during the exams.. try to do something about it"
I COULD HAVE CRIED ON THE SPOT BUT THEN THE WHOLE ORCHARD WOULD SHAKE
Yeah I KNOW I've put on weight since I spent about an hour today before I went out trying on clothes and taking them off since I looked fat in every single one of them.
But that comment just blew me away. ):
At least I ran today. And will do so tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.
When I leave for my exotic getaway I will be running too.
Yeah right.. running away from robbers ah.

Anyway I just <3 cheche bags. Would have bought it on the spot but wise ol' sam says I shouldnt unless I get a job. Job? JOB? haha my last job was it pizza hut and it killed me. So she's gonna ask her boss to hire me. She's gonna put in good words like HOt SeXy SkiNNy smArt INfLUeNTial (haha yeah yeah) administrative stuff, 50$ a day! hope he accepts me and I dont get fat sitting down all day.









Anyway I was supposed to go collect my passport tgt with Sam. However I was too engrossed in playing sims that I rejected my dad's kind offer to drive me there one million times. According to him it's unsafe for cool girls like us to roam the streets with our passports so he needs to take charge and control. Anyway Sam went but I didnt. Though she did tell me how outrageous my dad can ever be.

1. didnt want to use public car parks at lavender so he parked his at citylights, his newly launched house
2. there were like over hundred free parking lots since nobody has moved in yet
3. but NOooo, he has to park at his personalized parking lot which were marked with cones.
4. made my sister remove the cones while he drived in (!!!!)
5. when they left he made her put it back

aiyo siao kao ah as if anyone will want to carry a merc away OR steal his parking lot since there are so many others!
and anyway the unlucky one who does so.. is really aiyo unlucky
i'd just tell the person "a series of unfortunate events" haaaz