AU REVOIR SIMONE IS THE NEW COOL SHIT

I had a huge fight with my mummy today and for the first time in my life I screamed at her at the top of my lungs. Then I ran into my room and locked myself in. After awhile I wondered why did I lock myself in because it's not like my mom was gonna chase after me anyway. I am so lame.

Today after church Addie asked me if I was proud to be an American. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Beverly: OMG YOU KNOW THIS SUMMER I AM GOING TO SAN DIEGO. TO VISIT THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
Ness: SAN DIEGO ZOO?!?!?!
Beverly: OMG YES! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?! PSYCHIC!

Best friends have ESP, are equally embarrassed of our SATs math scores, and are always perpetually on excited mode. I love you even though you are manipulative... (insert puss in boots eyes)

"depressing things are empty beds and lonely dinners and women who are middle
aged with naked fingers i'll buy myself a ring to symbolize this marriage every
time I break the laws to let you in"