Drunk on your parents' favorite wine

Today I slept in, had an overload of family guy, watched an award winning lesbian show called "loving annabelle" (they even had lesbian sex) and scary movie four. Scary movie four was still as funny as ever. I have no idea why no one appreciates it. Weirdos. Ordered macs (i cant believe i'm eating fast food) when I actually really had a craving for KFC. Oh, then I went back to sleep. Dreamt that I was in a plane, woke up to pee, couldn't fall back to sleep. Sent out an advert asking if anyone would want to go out with hot attached female, 18. (i heard they like it better when you're attached, and people always lie in this kinda things anyway.. right?) I even begged my sister who's overseas now to come home and so she can go out with me. I'm a really pathetic teenager. I think I need a job to take up some of my free time. And I also need the cash since the PSP I bought really blew my account. So I got changed... in hopes for someone who's willing to go out with me. I put on this dress/top with lots of holes in it. My mom scrutinized me and I told her your daughter's a slut (it's okay my mom is cool with all my irrelevant comments). Then I started screaming because she started touching me. So right now I'm sitting waiting for jw to come pick me up in his bentley (no really, it's just a mini cooper) and CLEARLY i'm not in a good mood....... oh did i mention i got my nails manicured in this weird shade of purple. It's pretty damn ugly haha.

SOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB. I HATE BOYS I WANT TO GO TO CHIJMES NOW!!!!