UNDERAGED PEOPLE SHOULD JUST WAIT TILL THEY'RE LEGAL

if they are going to steal my id, run away with it right in front of my face and when confronted, pretend that they were on the way to returning me my ugly ezlink. if only the cops in singapore were hotter, i'd summon for them right away. ....i used to think you were cool, dUde. we cant be homies no more. HAHAHA.

MISSING
no, really i just had to enlarge this picture to emphasize on my STRESS PIMPLE. if you dont see it, you're blind.

i am a pose choreographer (so creative!) well but i did get accused of overestimating shaun's arm length..........

he cursed audrey ccb

a collage of (unglam) faces


+one step closer to heaven

bumped into kavina in zouk and first thing she asked was "oh you're here with the vj boys?" haha i secretly laughed to myself. since when was i a boy magnet, let alone a vj boy magnet. hahahahahahaha. personal joke of the year. i'm so cruel to myself.

anyway it was a good night at mambo even though i wore a cheap dress and had lousy make up on (STRESS. emphasize STRESSSS) and i tried to buy myself a jug of vodka orange (less fattening) but since i aint fierce/bitchy or sexy in black stockings like addie i couldnt get the bar tender's attention. so kawai intercepted and bought me a jug of coke with rum instead. haha wtf RUM.. so basically i shared it with everyone since it was..... rum. didn't help heal my ulcer though. at phuture audrey tsen bared her smelly armpits at me... oh... my.........god. she so naughty.