Say it again for me

I wore jeans to work for the 100th time today. But today my boss decided that jeans are not allowed in the office.. I got pretty damn outraged because my colleague wears like flared out short denim skirts with tube/halter/cross back.. and she's erm twice my age. >:( It must be those miss sixty jeans which make me look superskinny (ego trip here).. I can't find any other reason!!! I normally wear my mango ones and she doesnt say anything. On top of that, I wear havaianas to work everyday!! What's wrong with a pair of jeans... and we're not even talking about shitty ripped up badass jeans with jewels encrusted on it.. *sadface*

You know how once you start a book you can't bear to stop reading no matter how dead boring it is? Or maybe it's just me, the fiction enthusiast. But anyway, I tried to be funny and started on a stupid lame chicklit book!!!! I don't even know where to start this rant but the more I read the book, the more I get so angry with every single fucking character for being so annoying and childish.. together with the author for having zero originality and imagination.. But then again.. who am I to judge.

I spent my weekend with Kawai's baby cousins.. His mom brought them to toys rus and they got to choose any toy they wanted!! I felt jealous for 10minutes because I never had the privilege as a poverty stricken child. Well, at least the tiniest baby let me feed him chicken wings.. I even skinned it for him! (For the sake of Weight Issues.) Children... are God's gift to the world! Why can't anyone understand that??? I mean, the baby even tucked his transformers into bed... not until Kawai's mom sat on it and spoilt the cute moment.

I've been driving a lot lately. Haha I think I ask too many questions and my instructor will end up giving me physics theories to my questions. "Why is gear 1 slow? Why do I need gear 3 and 4 when we have gear 2?" "Why do I have to brake before I clutch?" "Why is it called biting point?" "How do I know I'm in the centre of the lane or not? It all looks the same to me." Inquisitive indeed. Plus, I am such a reckless driver but this is how I roll... Cos I'm bad ass like that haha.

Instructor: Rmb to stop at the yellow line
Me: Yellow line? WHAT yellow line? I CAN'T SEE IT I CAN'T SEE IT!
Intructor: Errr. Forget it. You just passed it.

I am so god damn blind.